'Top Ten' Favorite Funny Quotes

Favorite Funny Quote #1

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

Favorite Funny Quote #2

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Favorite Funny Quote #3

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

George Burns

Favorite Funny Quote #4

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

Samuel Goldwyn

Favorite Funny Quote #5

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

Favorite Funny Quote #6

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

Favorite Funny Quote #7

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Favorite Funny Quote #8

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben

Favorite Funny Quote #9

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

G. K. Chesterton

Favorite Funny Quote #10

I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.

Katherine Hepburn